Friday, August 21, 2009

NEWS: Woman ends sticky relationship


A Melbournian woman ended her hour-long relationship with a tube of super glue yesterday.

The woman, Ellen Feely, and her partner were on holiday in Malaysia when she decided to end things.

"It was just getting a bit too much, he was getting a bit too clingy and it turned out to be quite a sticky situation," she said.

Friend Claudia Kowalski, said she believed Ms.Feely had the better side of the relationship.

"If you ask me, she had him wrapped around her finger. But in the end she turned to hard liquor to get rid of him," she said.

The super glue declined to comment.

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