Monash University, to the south of Kuala Lumpur, has introduced mandatory temperature testing to deal with the general fear that has swept the campus.It is believed that the fear outbreak originated from a brochure being handed out by one of the student political parties.
The 'Passion' brochure said the following under the heading of WHAT WE'LL DO: "We promise timely and efficient execution in all our divisions so that YOU will ultimately be taken care of."
The party also promised "Shopaholic Rehab" and cooking competitions for women, although there was no mention of the much rumored ironing, cooking and cleaning triathlon which was also popular in the Deep South in the 50's - where the party reportedly emanated from.
Since students affected by fear generally have a temperature above 38 degrees Celcius, the university has implemented mandatory temperature testing at campus' entrances.
Due to invasion of privacy laws, the mandatory testing will be entirely voluntary.
Students with a high temperature reading will be asked to return home for a cooling off period.
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